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M.M: Now he
is standing in front of us torturing us with his laser arm. Suddenly.....
ZAP!
WHOA! I just dodged Evil Dr. no schools laser ray.
I’m Mathematics man and this is my sidekick literacy lady.
L.L : Sidekick?
M.M: okay
partner
L.L : not enough
M.M errrrrrrrrn.....
L.L: I’m your G-I-R-L-F-R....
M.M: don’t
start. Quick !
ZAP!
M.M: Honestly,
do I have to tell you everything?
L.L: Oh, sorry.
E.Dr.Ns: This
is the end of your mischief mathematics
man and literacy lady
L.L: I
think you are the one making all the mischief evil Dr. No
school
E.Dr.Ns: Shut up talking pile of dirt you call a
superhero
L.L: Who are you calling a pile of dirt?
E.Dr.NS: (snort) look at you standing there in your
stupid stilts.. You look ridiculous, let me do a favour and cut them shorter
for you. You can’t go out in the public like that, they’ll laugh at you.
ZAP!
L.L: NO!
SNAP! THUD!
M.M: “No one
messes with my girl” I whispered to my self quietly because;
I didn’t
want to get called a pile of dirt’s boyfriend and
I didn’t
want Li Lay (my nickname for literacy lady) to hear the “my girl” bit.
I typed in a
code 2...6...8...4... I quickly reminded myself.
E.DrNS: Defending
your girlfriend? Oh.........how romantic...
Wrrrrrrrrr..... spluttered my code panel,
”ha” Sneered
Evil Dr. No school
wrrrrr.......,
E.Dr.NS: Pa!
wrrrr.......,
E.Dr.NS:
So?......,
wrrrrr.......wrrrrr.....wrrrr....,
E.Dr.NS:
Huh?
ZOOM! CLANG!
E.Dr.NS:
OOF!
M.M: Who’s
laughing now Evil Dr. No brain!
E.Dr.NS: (in a strangled sort of voice) “I’ll get you
someday”
M.M: Oh, boo
hoo you’re so easy to battle with. One blow and you’re down.
Li lay,
who’s been lying down dizzy, finally recovered, blinked and then said....What
happened smoochy woochy?(her old
nickname for me)
“No time to
explain” I said. “We need to go” thinking how much I hated that nickname (but I
never told Li lay in case of hurting
her feelings)
We rushed
off before Evil Dr.no brain (I had
decided that was his new nickname) got up again. “good work Li lay”, I congratulated her.
L.L: “But I
didn’t do anything except say a few words; you must have done all the fighting.
“He was down
in one strike” I boasted, feeling very proud of myself.
L.L: “Oohh, and one more thing,
M.M: What’s that?
L.L: DON’T
CALL ME LI LAY! (huff, huff, puff, puff)
Did I
mention she hates that name?
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